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Do your New Year’s Resolutions include being more proDUCKtive with your time and money, and making better choices with your diet?

Adventurous Superhumans - Here’s a contest you can win:
All you have to do is narrate Lando’s adult children’s book, GET OFF THE DUCKING PHONE!

The winner will receive 21 days of ENCLAVE's Adventurous Superfoods, that has shown to help lose weight and increase overall well being and happiness* Worth over $1000!!! This includes breakfast, lunch, snacks, drinks, and dinner!!!

Just upload a YouTube video of you or a group of people/dogs/animals/aliens reciting the book to any music or anything, however, whichever, you want. Can be animation or any kind of video. Be creative! Make sure to title the video #getofftheduckingphone

Contest ends December 29, 2017 and winner announced January 1, 2018!

Just in time for your New Year’s Resolution!


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*Must be 18 years old
*No purchase necessary.
*Unlimited entries. 
*Contest is open to 48 contiguous United States
*Contest runs from Dec. 7 - Dec. 29, 2017
*Deadline for entries is Dec. 29, 2017
*Winner will be announced and contacted on January 1, 2018
*Winner does not have to be present to win

*If winner is San Diego resident, food will be delivered starting January 3, 2018 to doorstep. If winner is outside San Diego, food will be mailed once a week for three weeks starting on specified date by winner.

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ABOUT ENCLAVE'S 21-DAY CHALLENGE:
Enclave specializes in adventurous superfoods that have NO ADDED SUGAR, no artificial preservatives, and made from organic and local produce. This is REAL food. 

For those needing a kickstart to a new healthy lifestyle, Enclave's 21-day Challenge invites all guests to commit to 21-days of healthy eating without the stress of thinking of what to make, shopping, prepping, and cooking! This includes breakfast, lunch, snacks, drinks, and dinner! Guests can choose between 21-days of an all Plant-based Vegan diet or Keto diet that only sources grassfed, organic, and sustainable meats, fish, eggs, and dairy.

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GET OFF THE DUCKING PHONE!

It's dinner time,
But why aren't we eating?
Is plating food for the Gram
much more appealing?

Shot after shot, 
as my stomach groans
I wish you’d get off the ducking phone!

Going for a hike,
smelling the flowers and trees
Sun is shining,
with a soft gentle breeze

Taking in nature,
but your index fingers scrolling
Writing hateful comments,
Relentlessly trolling

Buckle up!
It's time to go for a ride
We are going on a road trip
through the countryside

Beep! Beep! 
Notification sends a ringtone
Hey! Watch the road!
And get off the ducking phone!

Life is so beautiful! 
Life is so fleeting!
Why do you waste it
Facebooking and tweeting?

Arguing politics
Making such a clatter
Without any action, 
your opinions - they don't matter

Around the corner
At our local dive
It’s our favorite rock band
And they’re playing live!

Getting elbowed not by moshpit, 
but arms recording
Taking video selfies
Creating fake story

What are you trying to prove?
Is your life really that boring?
The people you try to impress
Can see right through your luring

There are consequences
In playing games of innocence
No need for Instagram models
But more model citizens

It's a different world now
Easy access for every voice, gripe and moan
Silence can be more golden than words
So just get off the ducking phone!

Nighty night, turn the lights off
It's time for bed
Including the bluelight
Shining on your forehead

Melatonin draining,
Life dreams remain stuck
When you can't sleep
Is not the same as being WOKE AS DUCK!

 

 

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